Celery That Sucks Coming to The Parrot?

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Celery with a hollow center has been genetically engineerd by a Florida bio-engineering firm to be used as a straw in Blood Marys. Duda Farm Fresh Foods in Florida is expected to begin marketing the innovative new stalks sometime soon. The celery can be used as a Bloody Mary straw or an edible swizzle-stick, or, Duda Farms says, even filled with some sort of “surprise”. We need to keep these away from the night guys.

Heidi and Annie ponder the possible ramifications of this bio-genetic breakthrough, perhaps now they won’t have to come in so early on Sunday mornings to pre-drill all their own celery stalks.