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I couldn't believe that storm! |
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Seven whole days. |
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I'm Sister Robert Anne |
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a/k/a Penny Leto, and I'd like to welcome you to the Faiths of All Nations Cruise. |
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The Shipboard Daily News |
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The cast extolls the virtues of the ship's paper. |
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Four Nuns and a Jew |
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put on a play!
(Jodyrae, Carmen, Dean, Penny, Vicki) |
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Anchors Aweigh! |
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The first few days, the sea was smooth. |
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Then out of nowhere |
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there came a storm. |
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We're grateful that we've got |
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a couple of jokes for you... |
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...and a song or two. |
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That we've made up on the spot. |
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Damn the torpedoes, |
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full speed ahead. In five-part harmony. |
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Reverend Mother and Howard |
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get to know each other and discover the things they have in common.
(Carmen and Dean) |
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Contrition |
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A song of guilt.
That's what they have in common. |
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Maybe it's a plot |
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by a religious politician! |
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Sister Amnesia |
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performs her magic act. God help us.
(Vicki) |
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Sister Amnesia |
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prepares to weave her magic spells. |
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I said rabbit! |
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Not rabbi. |
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Sister Mary Annette |
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makes a surprise (not) appearance. |
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Sister Amnesia |
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looks into her "magic bag." |
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Rev. Mother and Howard |
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discuss the Yiddish language.
(Carmen and Dean) |
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The Sisters sneak on for a little dance. |
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Oh, Howwwwwwward! |
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Sister Hubert tries a joke on Howard, ala Laugh-In.
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Robert Anne and Hubert |
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discuss the new friendship between Rev. Mother and Howard, and it's implications. |
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Robert thinks |
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they'll go to TV-Land, while Hubert thinks she'll be Reverend Mother. |
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Sister Amnesia |
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introduces her country song.
(Vicki) |
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Don't judge a book by it's cover, |
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Or a CD by it's sleeve. |
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I may have missed the boat, |
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but my ship keeps comin' in! |
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Just Potchky-in' around |
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(Penny, Jodyrae, Vicki, Dean) |
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Howard receives a gift |
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of Bagels and Locks
(Carmen, Dean, Vicki) |
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Bagels and Locks |
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Amnesia gets confused. Again. |
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Howard tries his comedy routine |
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on the audience while Rev. Mother gets ready for the next number.
(Dean) |
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The Reverand Sophie Tucker! |
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Rev. Mother displays her "immense" talent.
(Carmen) |
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Our photographer, Al, |
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really liked this scene. Just enjoy the photos. |
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I'm "Motel," the tailor. |
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Sister Amnesia is confused. Again.
(Jodyrae and Vicki) |
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Howard TRIES to explain. |
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It's Mahhhhh-tl.
(Vicki and Dean) |
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Reverend Mother explains |
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the importance of ships in literature.
(Carmen) |
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Das Boat |
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A compilation of "Ship" movies. |
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It's a giant tidal wave, |
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twenty stories tall!!
(Jodyrae) |
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The Squid from 20-Thousand Leagues |
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tries to attack Mary Ann (Sister Amnesia) as Molly Brown (Sister Robert Anne) tries to warn her.
(Penny, Vicki, Jodyrae) |
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You don't want me! |
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I'm spicy. |
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