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1 |
Who would you rather have wash your glassware? |
Patrick - |
13% |
Anyone Else - |
87% |
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2 |
For clear & concise answers to your serious questions about life, you'd
go to: |
Patrick - |
26% |
A tarot card reader |
14% |
The Neighbor's Cat |
60% |
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3 |
For a good time call: |
1-900-HAMMER |
59% |
Miss Cleo |
18% |
IRS Helpline |
23% |
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4 |
For helpful relationship advice, you'd go straight to: |
Patrick - |
38% |
Dr. Ruth |
20% |
IRS Helpline |
42% |
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5 |
It's Friday night and you're longing for the ballet - which is not in
town. Instead you choose: |
Watching Pat work his magic behind the bar |
54% |
PBS |
21% |
Train your dog to dance |
25% |
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6 |
You would describe Patrick's tan as: |
Palor |
24% |
Bronzed |
0% |
Translucent |
76% |
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7 |
Your preferred Patrick "Look:" |
Gabe Kaplan |
37% |
Taliban Pat |
12% |
Venus Williams |
18% |
Gene Shallet |
33% |
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8 |
You would describe Patrick's knees as: |
Knobby |
15% |
Bowed |
2% |
Like breasts |
30% |
Have never seen Patrick's knees |
53% |
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9 |
Which of the following is NOT one of Patrick's nicknames: |
Hammer |
0% |
Broken Eye |
2% |
Von Goon |
2% |
Goon |
2% |
Prince of Pallor |
0% |
Sunshine |
94% |
