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Patrick
Goon, Von G, whatever you call him. He's one of a kind.
Thank Goodness! |
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The Head Table
Yup. That's Patrick's high school football photo. The Lonergan family in the center. |
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Jay Brings Mayoral Proclaimation
The mayor's assistant, Jay, fresh from his secret and undisclosed location, brings the greeting of Mayor Weekly, proclaiming May 21, 2002, Patrick Lonergan Day.
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Bring on the Dancing Girls
The HammerTime Dancers take to the stage. |
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Anybody seen Pat?
They're almost as limber as Patrick. |
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Perfection
These girls have Pat's moves down to a T. |
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The Lovely Joey Bare
Sharing highlights of being Patrick's roommate. |
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Discussing Martha
Stewart, that is. |
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Fossum has the look
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Pat's heard these stories before.
Either that, or he thinks he's on an airplane. |
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"You're killin' me!"
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Baby Powder
Pat's a sensitive guy, you know. |
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And now,
Jim demonstrates the fine art of mid-shift baby powder application. |
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Cuckoohead
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Bill Hobee takes his shots.
And scores. |
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Uncharacteristically gentlemanly-like.
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That's more like it.
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Buco.
Pat's life-long friend from Chicago. |
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Who, Me?
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Brother Man.
Most of Buco's stories are unrepeatable here on the internets. |
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Big hugs.
Aw...... |
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Miss Loretta
dispenses with the sentimentality for the moment. |
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It's True!
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And the truth deserves a round of applause.
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Vicki & Loretta announce the HammerTime Survey Results
Click on the link above to view the questions and results. |
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El Jefe
John jotted down a few notes. Or is it someone's card left over from the last funeral he wore the suit to? |
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Embarassed?
I think not. |
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Pat accompanies John on his "saxaphone."
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Jack Benny Lives!
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As they say,
He brought down the house. |
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The Brain Trust
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Vicki's turn.
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Serenade.
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Come here, you big lug.
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Pat's turn to roast the distinguished panel.
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I think this is where he starts getting sentimental.
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Halleluja.
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"I am NOT a crook!"
No, wait. I think someone else said that. |
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"I don't need no stinking notes."
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Patrick is warmed up now.
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The moment everyone's waiting for.
The famed Hammer Drop. |
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That's All, Folks.
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