“It’s On”

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Scotty pulls up and prepares to provide transport for the third bird captured since this skirmish began a few days ago, but not before Kate comes out of the bar and positively ID’s the bird as the very same one that precipitated all this bullshit by flying over her shoulder and into the popcorn machine (that’s right, flew INTO the popcorn machine) while she made popcorn for our Happy Hour patrons on Friday. This act not only seriously violating Green Parrot airspace but irreparably breaching the Poultry-Parrot Etiquette Code. Sadly, there’s no turning back now. “It’s on”.