| No Snivelling Since 1890 |
| No Cover, No Minimum, No
Wonder |
| See the Lower Keys on
Your Hands and Knees |
| Keeping the working men
and women of Key West lubricated since 1890 |
| Where the Weird are
Welcome..... for awhile |
| Einstein's theory of Key
West Relativity: No Thinking, Just Drinking |
| First and Last Bar on
U.S. 1 |
| Hippies Use Side Door |
| Excess in Moderation |
| If you're walking on
thin ice, you might as well dance |
| It's always a full moon
over the Green Parrot |
| The Southernmost Center
for Culture |
| Maybe it's not for the
cultural elite, but certainly for the culturally deprived |
| See the invisible men! |
| Home of great drinks and
bad art |
| If we play our cards
right, we may never have to leave this corner |
| The clientele is
engagingly louche |
| We've arrived at the
Southernmost Point of our careers |
| Don't play anything
stupid (Or an alternative: Don't play anything, stupid) |
| Smirk |
| Welcome to Mo-Town |
| Who? |
| We're enforcing the two-tooth minimum |
| On the corner of Einstein and Franklin |
| The management works
tirelessly to avoid progress |
| Do not confuse
hospitality with endurance |
| Spine-tingling cocktails |
